If you're a mom
Dec 21, 2009 at 12:25 AM Posted by cheney cheney bang bang
Cyrus=artist
Dec 17, 2009 at 11:13 PM Posted by cheney cheney bang bang
- Yes, this is Cyrus half naked.
- Yes, we are in a public place.
- Yes, that is my bum.
- Yes, I am aware those pockets aren't doing me any favors.
- No, I'm not a bad mom.
- Yes, Cyrus is crying because we made him put his 'punkin friend' down for the paint to dry.
- Yes, I miss the farmers market desperately.
- Yes, I'm aware I make fine, strapping male children.
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Wednesday
Dec 16, 2009 at 11:31 PM Posted by cheney cheney bang bang
- If I don't at one point in my life drive a white van with the word "chihuahua" written in scripty letters across the back window in a painfully shaped arch, I just won't be able to die happy.
- I realized I haven't combed my hair in two days.
- I just stayed up past my bedtime to do laundry and clean the bathroom
- My lunch consisted of stolen fries and a borrowed cookie(s).
Dear Blogging Universe
Dec 13, 2009 at 10:24 PM Posted by cheney cheney bang bang
Dear Blogging Universe,
I pose the following questions to you all:
1. Why is that my infant-child thinks that all his clothing now "hurts" him? Socks? "Hurts!". Shoes? "Hurts!". "Fleece-lined jacket? "Hurts!".
2. Why do I think Modern Family is so good?
3. Do you think it makes me look poor if I use newspaper to wrap our gifts? (I like to think of it as "recycling")
4. Am I bad parent if the infant-child didn't wear shoes to church today?
5. Will I regret giving the infant-child a children's tool set that includes a drill he is now sleeping with?
Please let me know.
Best,
-EC
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mystery
Dec 6, 2009 at 11:12 PM Posted by cheney cheney bang bang
Dear lady who lives two doors down from us,
Why do you sit in your parked car, engine running, for hours at a time? In December? Every night? Do you just love your carport that much?
I seriously need to know. It is driving me crazy. And your carbon footprint is, like, bigger than the people cutting down trees and shipping them to China. So stop it.
Best regards,
The lady who drives by your house, suspiciously slow, checking the clock so I can see how long it is you really spend out there
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Reasons I Don't Go To Sunday School
Nov 15, 2009 at 9:45 PM Posted by cheney cheney bang bang
On my most recent visit to Sunday School, I was slipping (mostly unnoticed) into my seat in the back row, only about 10 minutes late when I quietly placed my bag (which may or may not have a big skull on it- thanks cousin Dani!) on the ground when I started hearing a strange "mew-mew"ing coming from said bag. Turns out somebody managed to activate Cyrus' recently acquired screaming cat keychain....twice.
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Dear People Of The World Who Believe Even The Most Mundane of Household Chores Deserves a Change Into Industrial Overalls,
hair today...
Oct 18, 2009 at 11:18 PM Posted by cheney cheney bang bang
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Motorcycle Love
Sep 7, 2009 at 11:39 PM Posted by cheney cheney bang bang
Put down the cheesecake
Sep 2, 2009 at 10:52 PM Posted by cheney cheney bang bang
Ok, you know how sometimes, it's late at night and you are finishing off your last piece of cheesecake for the day (unless, of course, the mood strikes you again in the next 7 minutes before you lay your little head to rest) and you Google search your name and you find something weird?
6:12 AM
Aug 17, 2009 at 9:09 PM Posted by cheney cheney bang bang


